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nickholmes:

He’s reading her a scary story.  Probably. 

nickholmes:

He’s reading her a scary story.  Probably. 

retrogradeworks:

Seymour is officially the cutest little guy ever.  Look at his little :3 mouth! LOOKIT!  I love it to pieces when he curls around my pinky and just hangs out there.  He melts my heart <3.  He really enjoyed exploring the donut cats I piled up for him to crawl through (purchased from UFOCatcherAddict).

scroturn:

i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me

jeffgayvis:

THIS IS FUCKING TERRIFYING

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake
scumstains:

pumpkintears:

We’re not allowed to just cut some holes in them anymore, are we?

pumpkin carving is an art form

scumstains:

pumpkintears:

We’re not allowed to just cut some holes in them anymore, are we?

pumpkin carving is an art form

baby-snakes:

tombtea:

  • upset stomach and vomiting
  • ulcers
  • muscle aches
  • chronic fatigue
  • hormonal problems
  • irregular menstrual cycles
  • insomnia
  • infections
  • lowered immune system
  • migraines
  • shortness of breath
  • dizziness
  • heart palpitations
  • teeth-grinding
  • rashes

it is a lot more than just “feeling anxious “